when I…

I'm so very ordinary  nothing special on my own

first attempt

it's my first attempt to use Adobe Illustrator after 48 yrs of thinking if it's worth it.

heck, my new job requires me to use it so I have no choice. I gots me friend here Nikko "Lexie"

 as my willing model as always. so wacha think? 

note: this is my unfinished version. 

Chest Hairs Are Moomoos!!!

So you think that having a vast forest of  chest hairs is sexy? Think again laidees and you drongolmen. I could not imagine Marimar  gliding on top of Sergio's pubic blessed chest. I just can't…

And with this baffling phenomenon

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18 Things Men Learned From Action Movies

1. No matter what my problem is, it’s the fault of someone other than
myself, and the appropriate response is to find that person and kill him
with my bare hands.

2. To be truly attractive, a woman must wear high heels and an outfit so
tight you can tell whether she’s cold or not from across the room.

3. There are two kinds of women in the world: The type that want to go to
bed with you, and the type want to kill you. Both types are physically
attractive and under 25 years old.

4. If I rudely argue with my boss in front of my co-workers, not only won’t
he fire me, but he will gain a profound respect for me.

5. If I can find an important enough mission, it will supercede my
obligations to perform household chores, bathe, and call the next day.

6. If I go without bathing, swear a lot, and treat women badly, they will
adore me.

7. If a woman tries to clean a bullet wound and I curse in pain, she will
fall in love with me.

8. Anyone who isn’t a cop, mercenary soldier, and/or private investigator
is a homosexual. Or at least a sissy.

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this tickles me….

Linguistic Architect

This means that you are more intelligent than 96% of all other Scholastic IQ test takers. 6 out of 1000 people are Linguistic Architects. This means that you excel at language and words and are also very good at understanding things on an abstract level.   You can also put those two skills together to communicate new ideas and see how they fit into different contexts. You understand maths and science on a gut level, even if the equations and science don't come as easily. You can use these skills to be a great communicator or to create a masterpiece.

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what does this mean? Linguistic Architect, huh? I don't get it. lawls. You see, I need to put a little extra creative oomph into the realm of my faculty. I felt like my brain was fried(literally) last night inside the sauna –(just because i was alone and ruled the room for 20 minutes trying to sweat off those toxins with no luck at all. the Shiatsu was good…and the *wink wink* but but but… I hardly sweat these days. Is a workout in bed a good idea to sweat off? lawls again.)

Oh boy! I had so much bollocks for the last 2 weeks. I felt like I need to shut out the extraneous noise and escape into my own world. I can't jet off to Bermuda, so I make my own private island paradise. they say that when you are sorting/fixing out some issues, compromise is a tool that comes in handy. Well, not for me. I am not an everyday, run-of-the-mill character, and I am not looking for anything less than anything equally unique and dandy. Why confine myself to superficial world where the words "troubleshooting" and "nosy" get along so well, then? 

If they can't take the heat, they're gonna have to get out of your kitchen. You're not mincing words now, and you're looking for someone who can keep up with you. Give 'em a few ingredients and see what they can do.

  . . . . I need to sweat off badly.

Oh, I'll try dancin' Beyoncé's tunes. I remember a friend blogged about it. her neighbor plays Beyonce's song every morning before she gets off for work and how strangely it has become her own version of "bayang magiliw".

beyoncé's song=bayang magiliw= sweat? 

i wish i was..

but then again.. I am..

When music really mattered and when radio was king,
When accountants didn't have control
And the media couldn't buy your soul
And computers were still scary and we didn't know everything

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been doing a short movie cebuano script for now, keepin' myself busy.

and i'm taking the long way around with things. 

 i'll be back to normal (was i really normal?)next week, hopefully. ( my mental retardation is taking its toll. i just hope these pink pills (B complex, silly!) will help me keep my brain in shape again after being mentally harrassed by some..some… shite assholes

easy silence

When the calls and conversations
Accidents and accusations
Messages and misperceptions
Paralyze my mind

Busses, cars, and airplanes leaving
Burning fumes of gasoline
And everyone is running
And I come to find a refuge in the easy silence that you make for me
It's okay when there's nothing more to say to me
And the peaceful quiet you create for me
And the way you keep the world at bay for me
The way you keep the world at bay

Monkeys on the barricades
Are warning us to back away
They form commissions trying to find
The next one they can crucify

And anger plays on every station
Answers only make more questions
I need something to believe in
Breathe in sanctuary in the easy silence that you make for me..

Midnight Express

Just came back from the hospital. i got the most painful-EST shots (antihistamine and steroids in both arms) in my entire life. it didn't end there. i got two blood extractions,too. and i'm happy with all these holes in my skin. i am just so happy! it's over. that viral infection was down the drain weeping now. i can't stop my pursuit of Happyness. if it ends now, where will i be forever and ever from now? i promised somebody about the "forever and ever" thinger y'know.. 

i need my midnight express. good thing there's Nuno Bettencourt. I wanna marry his hands right now!!! 

give me a break!!! im sick of it!

Everyone, I have a very dramatic announcement, so anyone with a weak heart should leave now. Goodbye!

yes! i demand a break!!!

 been skipping work for 3 days now. I just had my ultrasound result and boy was i happy!!! i just have a cystic follicle in my ovary that is as big as my right eye. no! it's not what you think. i ain't gonna die any sooner from this. the doc said it's bearable. just let it be and die naturally. WAHT??? it's nothing serious. yes, i'm serious! and and i had fever last night that made me chill and cry like a baby asking myself why am i such a limp and a sick baby? i don't wanna go to the hospital anymore! been in and out last year..i just don't wanna…aaaaa…what's this itchy bump on my skin? looks like measles but a lot bigger. like a map-like measles etched on my skin…aaaaaaaaaaa!!!

GIVE ME A BREAK!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!

am i mad? of course not!!! 

Oh, they say madness runs in our family. Some even call me mad. And why? Because I dared to dream of my own race of atomic monsters, atomic supermen with octagonal shaped bodies that suck blood…

 Am I going crazy? Have my years of wild hedonism finally caught up with me?

the epitome of a good man

Satan, is that you? 

quote of the year

A boy's best friend is his Roda Midori.

well, what do you know?

I know Karate, Kung Fu and other 47 dangerous words.

on the flipside:  

Nose, please stop sneezing! you are getting annoying now! 

oh lordie! why am i such a sick baby? 

5 things you wish could be bought from the mall–a survey

my wish list

1. green medium sized baboon ( shud have pearly white teeth and is friendly)
2. ice skating rink (yes! i really wanna buy one)
3. braille tutor ( who can speak japanese and is friendly)
4. insect killer with vanilla scent (environment and animal friendly) and
5. a handy *john*

note: they should only cost 8 cents otherwise, i won't buy.

****** a good read ********

For The Self-Daters Out There

If you've resorted to doing the job yourself, at least do it right (not work safe). Thanks b3ta.

i used to believe

…that there was a totally different world through the mirror. The reason why we couldn't get through was because the person who looks exactly like you on the other world does the exact same thing. Whenever you poked the mirror to get to the other world, the other person pokes it too, blocking you from getting through.

i might die of breast cancer

(AP) — Women who perform the act of fellatio and
swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two
times a week, may reduce their risk of breast
cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State
University study found.

Doctors had never suspected a link between the
act of fellatio and breast cancer, but new research
being performed at North Carolina State University
is starting to suggest that there could be an
important link between the two.

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Photoshop and Graphics Design Link Dump

• Photoshop Pop Art Tutorial
• Colorize Black and White Photographs
• MS Paint Masterpieces — not to be confused with MS Paint Porn (NSFW).
• Wonderful logos and the logic behind them.
• Automatic Image Tagging and Indexing (amazing technology).
• Typefaces nobody gets fired for using
• Phototouching before and after shots (as well as another portfolio of image manipulation)
• Pin-up calendar with girls made out of typography (NSFW).
• Designing a Logo of Letters

the saddest caveman

who ever lived 

plunge

Questions and Answers to any mor0n reading this (except me, cos i'm a genius!):

Are you in a mood to hide from the world? Today offers the perfect opportunity.
Are you looking to someone else to solve a problem that really resides within you? It's fine to ask them for things that are within reason, but it's not so fine to take out your frustrations on them. Know the difference.

some things to do:

- Go out of my way to be kind to someone i'd usually avoid.

-Resist the temptation to edit myself.  People need to hear what i have to say. i'm bull like that.

- Smile at everybody.
- kick in my autopilot self

a note to myself:

You're both dreamy and brainy during the day, with your imagination and intellect all fired up — a hot combination, indeed. Handle romantic matters before nightfall, when your energy starts to flag.

^^ on that note, why am i thinking that?…romantic matters before nightfall??? i thought im in the mood to hide myself from the world today?

Hello Me, is this You?

new year. new life. same old

just when you plan a real good surprise for someone and that someone nuked it merely because "someone" doesn't know how ill humor can be and or someone hasn't been duped before ( or PUNK'd to be exact).

it's all nuked up. it's over. no more surprises. just NO MORE! no. i won't say sorry for all the things i've done because i stayed up all night working for that f*cked up surprise and spent my time and money for that shit. well i'm pretty much sure my mum's house helper will be very happy becos she will get all the shit that i planned.

it's almost new year. time to change clothes and wear the same me. =D

don't fuss about something that nobody cares about. simply because NOBODY CARES!!!. 

don't get me wrong. this is not about my baktin. =D

p.s. GoldenThree is now called Fuck'dUP.  the dynamic duo is still around though ( doin' some illskillz )

some of my xmas wishes were granted

• a 250G sata Hard Disk —-million thanks to baktin! weeee!
• any stuff that resembles a hog/pig/swine and is huggable–an asstard gave one cute lil hog but i threw it away.  merely because it came from an asstard!
• the latest wacom tablet in town—pending…
• an anonymous letter- i got tons of spammOrd mails… it was fun reading those! especially those viagra junks!
• a golden retriever pup — this my friend is really hard to get. i wonder why?

and peace on earth..—Saddam's dead ( but i'm a bit sad when i knew about it. imma cry a river now )