new year. new life. same old

just when you plan a real good surprise for someone and that someone nuked it merely because "someone" doesn't know how ill humor can be and or someone hasn't been duped before ( or PUNK'd to be exact).

it's all nuked up. it's over. no more surprises. just NO MORE! no. i won't say sorry for all the things i've done because i stayed up all night working for that f*cked up surprise and spent my time and money for that shit. well i'm pretty much sure my mum's house helper will be very happy becos she will get all the shit that i planned.

it's almost new year. time to change clothes and wear the same me. =D

don't fuss about something that nobody cares about. simply because NOBODY CARES!!!. 

don't get me wrong. this is not about my baktin. =D

p.s. GoldenThree is now called Fuck'dUP.  the dynamic duo is still around though ( doin' some illskillz )

some of my xmas wishes were granted

• a 250G sata Hard Disk —-million thanks to baktin! weeee!
• any stuff that resembles a hog/pig/swine and is huggable–an asstard gave one cute lil hog but i threw it away.  merely because it came from an asstard!
• the latest wacom tablet in town—pending…
• an anonymous letter- i got tons of spammOrd mails… it was fun reading those! especially those viagra junks!
• a golden retriever pup — this my friend is really hard to get. i wonder why?

and peace on earth..—Saddam's dead ( but i'm a bit sad when i knew about it. imma cry a river now )

I honestly

Hate Xmas! aside from mandatory gift giving ang being alone everytime, santa's stuck in the chimney! i'll barbeque him and fry him to death and eat him….i have second thoughts. i heard he doesn't take a shower at all.

i won't sulk. it's not a good idea.  however, blowing off my neighbor's house is. will ring the demolition company…

i (finally) saw my crush in person!

Went to the mall with my baktin and checked a mobile phone store. with my not so good vision, i couldn't clearly see anyone's face unless i use my extra glass(ed) eyes. he stopped me and said, hey , that's Jon Hall! (Jaan d baktin knows him since they were schoolmates )….and i was like…really? without hesitation, i told him, he's my crush! (didn't even care if he'd freak out or not when i said that..glad he didn't! heh ) you want to see him closer, said he.. Uhuh! ( with a huge grin, said I ).. he's such an eye candy i would say. that's it anyway. it was funny, Jon's with his friends who are my baktin's close friends as well…such a small world…i hope i'd bump Gary Dourdan one of these days, too. hahaha. it's not a bad thing to let your eyes eat different candies. just don't touch it. =D

my Christmas wishlist

• a 250G sata Hard Disk
• any stuff that resembles a hog/pig/swine and is huggable
• the latest wacom tablet in town
• an anonymous letter
• a golden retriever pup

and peace on earth..lawls

the space between

You cannot quit me so quickly

There's no hope in you for me

No corner you could squeeze me

But I got all the time for you, love

these fickle, fuddled words confuse me

Like 'Will it rain today?'

Waste the hours with talking, talking

These twisted games we're playing
We're strange allies

With warring hearts

What wild-eyed beast you be

The Space Between

The wicked lies we tell
And hope to keep safe from the pain 

How come sad songs sound so good to listen? damn it!

HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF

   1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
   2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
   3. Specify that your drive-through order is "TO-GO."
   4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
   5. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
   6. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
   7. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."
   8. Practice making fax and modem noises.
   9. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss.
  10. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
  11. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
  12. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.
  13. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
  14. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
  15. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

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OO - Up Dharma Down

'di mo lang alam
Naiiisip kita
Baka sakali lang maisip mo ako
'di mo lang alam
Hanggang sa aking inaasam makita kang muli
Nagtapos ang lahat sa di inaasahang pahanon
At ngayon ako ay iyong iniwan
Luhaan, sugatan, 'di mapakinabangan
Sana nagtanong ka lang
Kung 'di mo lang alam
Sana'y nagtanong ka lang
Kung 'di mo lang alam
Ako'y iyong nasaktan
Baka sakali lang maisip mo naman
Hindi mo lang alam
Kay tagal na panahon
Ako'y nandirito pa rin hanggang ngayon para sa'yo
Lumipas mga araw na ubod ng saya
'di pa rin nagbabago ang aking pagsinta
Kung ako'y nagkasala patawad na sana
Puso kong pagal ngayon lang nagmahal
'di mo lang alam
Ako'y iyong nasaktan
Baka sakali lang maisip mo naman
Puro s'ya na lang
Sana'y ako naman
'di mo lang alam
Ika'y minamasdan
Sana'y iyong mamalayang hindi mo lang pala alam
'di mo lang alam
Kahit tayo'y magkaibigan lang
Napapaligaya lang sa tuwing nagkukulitan
Baka sakali lang maisip mo naman
Ako'y nandito lang
Hindi mo lang alam
Matalino ka naman
Kung ikaw at ako
Ay tunay na bigo sa laro na ito
Ay dapat bang sumuko
Sana hindi ka lang pala aking nakilala
Kung alam ko lang ako'y masasaktan ng ganito
Sana'y nakinig na lang ako sa nanay ko
'di mo lang alam
Ako'y iyong nasaktan
Baka sakali lang maisip mo naman
Puro s'ya na lang
Sana'y ako naman
Isang kindat man lang
'di mo lang alam
O, ika'y minamasdan
Sana iyo'y mamalayang di mo lang pala alam
Oooooooo
Malas mo
Ikaw ang natipuhan ko
Di mo lang alam
Ako'y iyong nasaktan

 i'm not into tagalog songs but i like this one a lot

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i’m your frog princess

People are just people
They shouldn’t make you nervous
The world is everlasting
It’s coming and it’s going
if you don’t toss your plastic
the streets won’t be so plastic
and if you kiss somebody
then both of you’ll get practice

-Regina Spektor from The Ghost of Corporate Future

just kiss me if you want to stop my speech when my words become superfluous. (which i rarely do)

my own wonderland

I feel like Alice, tumbling down the rabbit hole. Unlike her, I landed in my own wonderland that makes perfect sense. After all, isn't my reality what I wished and hoped for so long ago?

 hmmm..must be the mood i'm in…must be the weather..

Elmo’s World

I almost flunk my Assembly Language midterm grade because I always come 30 minutes late due to my undeniable (retarded) fascination of that creature called Elmo. Yes, I love watching Sesame Street especially the Elmo’s World segment. It happened that Elmo’s World starts at 10am and my class starts at 10am as well. My kiddy yuppie heart had to choose between school and Elmo. I chose Elmo. I managed to catch up and got a 4.5 grade, anyway. (5 was the highest and 1=failed)

I got a secret to tell you… Elmo is Einstein’s son. =D

pure bliss…the sweetest smile i’ve ever seen.

I went to church and saw this kid smiling. i couldn't help but notice him and took a flash on that wonderful moment. he's a sunday school student who happens to be homeless and i'm not really sure if his parents are still around to take care of him. I used to be a sunday school teacher and taught kids about God and all. i know, it's hard to believe that ( you might be laughing now) i was, but..yeah.. i was and i miss teaching kids(those street kids, homeless juveniles, those lil vagabonds). it's pure bliss to look at them behave like it's their first time to be in school and somehow share to them the wonderful thing that I have…The love of Jesus. ( no pun intend to those who don't believe Him)

I read somebody's favorite quote and it got me thinking..

Now, lonely hearts and Sunday school teachers like to say that rain is the tears of God. But God doesn't bother to cry on me. This rain?..if it comes from Him, it is not his tears.

lonely hearts and sunday school teachers like to say what?…. I once had a lonely heart but i never thought about it…i was a sunday school teacher and never taught kids about it.

the rain is not the tears of God.  I hope the one who quoted that knew the word PRECIPITATION and CONDENSATION and basic Science and ..and befriended the weatherman. lawls.

c'mon! i can't be that serious all the way…… =)

Don’t worry

No thongs were harmed in the making of this picture. blame it to  low fat sliced-bread!

meebo me…

i installed a meebo widget at the right middle part of my blog. if i'm online and you wanna chat with me, then go ahead. you'll just bore yourself to death though. =D

ego boobster?

Do bra makers marketing strategies include ego boosters or is it also part of the package? i love lingerie that  most ladies wear below the belt ( yes those sexy thangs *wink* wink*) ..brassieres? hmmm not that much but i decided to buy one days ago just for the heck of it. i was rather surprised when i checked the size that fits me. Size-80 Cup-36A. my eyes popped, shooked my head and cried * oh noes!!!!* the heavens must be kidding me!!! i ain't got big boobies! nooooo!!

i took a second look…

then i went to the counter.

moral of the story : Angels are real. Victoria's Secret has 'em.

*gulp*

A friend asked me this:

adrienne: have you ever felt that you have friends who knew  you inside out and you know that they will understand if you tell them anything?…but there's always this person that you want to talk with. and even if he doesnt understand it doesnt matter for as long as you feel his presence?

me: *gulp* ….(my mind was saying " I surely do" )

3 yrs ago…

 
Franscine ( my sister, a freshman in college that time) experimented some crazy photoshopped  2006 Mag cover( noob!)  for her (he, she..errrmm) " It " friend. these two kids are geniuses ( mentally retarded sometimes– yet  Dean's listers' ).

i lurv this part

C'mon Boys! Let your Inner Girl Shine

Yes, Boss…

and hammer you to bits..

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paid

paid to worry. paid to yack other's technical problem. paid to troubleshoot people's rather whacked psychotic, idiotic,dumbshoot peabrain.paid to use my former incessant self who act a lil less than super worm.
whew! can you ask for more with this kind of job that i have?

uhuh…that's why i'm resigning. all i want is a happy xmas and a fantabulous new year. i wouldn't want to wish on somebody else's star for that, would i?

ay'ma be a full pledge mum to my lil dogs starting next year. being an Illustrator is one great option, too.

bring me to heaven please.

all you have to do is treat me with that one above (or a rootbeer float).
it's a rather gloomy saturday. i badly need someone to exterminate me now. i'm up for equivalent trade. just tell me what you want. i'll go down (stairs - pervert!). lol

p.s. i'm not into icecream.  i like heaven. häagen-dazs is heaven not icecream.