Chest Hairs Are Moomoos!!!
January 25, 2007So you think that having a vast forest of chest hairs is sexy? Think again laidees and you drongolmen. I could not imagine Marimar
gliding on top of Sergio's
pubic blessed chest. I just can't…
And with this baffling phenomenon
Oh, yes you Star Trek , Star Wars, and Alien freaks who are blessed with chest pubes, you have the chance to meet aliens right infront of you, busy doing crop circles! Ring me when that happens. I have parabnormal researcher friends to help you get publicity.
“Yeehaaaa! I got’s me a heart and an arrow pointing at my wiener shaved in my chest hair!” Go! Go!GO! go away Chuck Norris! my chest hair's thicker than yours!
boys, why don't you calm down and be sleazy like me. Obviously, my chest pubes are thicker than you both. Give it a go ya mugs! Comb. yeah, baby yeah! Comb!
Wanna rage?
Whaaa… Comb dude, you should implant those chest pubes on your shiny head. Pull ya head in Comb dude.
did I pass out? Do I smell after shave? Whaaa…I feel a draft.”“Look, laidees! I shaved a wiener in my chest hair! Any ideas?”
Me: Yes Drongoliens! Your chest hairs are MooMoos!
Legend: Moomoos - squirmy hellion demons grouped together as them hideous chest pubes. YUCKERS!
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