18 Things Men Learned From Action Movies
January 24, 20071. No matter what my problem is, it’s the fault of someone other than
myself, and the appropriate response is to find that person and kill him
with my bare hands.
2. To be truly attractive, a woman must wear high heels and an outfit so
tight you can tell whether she’s cold or not from across the room.
3. There are two kinds of women in the world: The type that want to go to
bed with you, and the type want to kill you. Both types are physically
attractive and under 25 years old.
4. If I rudely argue with my boss in front of my co-workers, not only won’t
he fire me, but he will gain a profound respect for me.
5. If I can find an important enough mission, it will supercede my
obligations to perform household chores, bathe, and call the next day.
6. If I go without bathing, swear a lot, and treat women badly, they will
adore me.
7. If a woman tries to clean a bullet wound and I curse in pain, she will
fall in love with me.
8. Anyone who isn’t a cop, mercenary soldier, and/or private investigator
is a homosexual. Or at least a sissy.
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